#17: Johnson, Andrew

Andrew Johnson
(Dec. 29, 1808, Raleigh, NC - July 31, 1875, Carter Station, Tennessee)

• Mr. Johnson was the first president to be impeached; he was the first and only president who had never gone to school (he was a tailor by training); he was the first president to grant a reporter a formal interview; and he was the first and only former president to serve as a Senator (he ran and won in 1874, six years after his term as president ended).
  
• Even though Johnson was a completely self-taught man (well almost completely--his wife taught him arithmetic and how to write), he diligently worked his way up the political ladder: from town alderman in Greenville, Tennessee, to the Tennessee House of Representatives, to Governor of Tennessee, to U.S. Senator, to Military Governor of Tennessee during the Civil War and finally to Vice President in Lincoln's second term (though notably Johnson owned 8 slaves, often advocated a "middle ground" on the slavery issue--sort of like being "kind of pregnant" or "very unique"--, and he was a Democrat on the Republican ticket). The World Book account of Johnson's inauguration bears quoting directly:
  

He had recently recovered from an attack of typhoid fever, and was still weak. On his way to the ceremony in the Senate, Johnson stopped to rest. He drank some whisky, thinking it would strengthen him. In the heat of the Senate chamber, and because of his weakened condition, Johnson became tipsy. His jumbled speech embarrassed even his friends. For many years, Johnson's opponents accused him of drunkenness, but the accusation was unjustified. Lincoln remarked: 'I have known Andy for many years; he made a bad slip the other day, but you need not be scared. Andy ain't a drunkard.'

• The morning after Lincoln's assassination, Johnson took the oath of office in his hotel room. In the four-year term that followed, he fought Radical Republicans intent on punishing the South. This resistance led to his tremendous unpopularity and eventual impeachment (though the Senate acquitted him in the impeachment trial). One of his lawyers at his impeachment trial wrote: "He is a man of few ideas, but they are right and true, and he could suffer death sooner than yield up or violate one of them." How's that for a backhanded compliment! During the trial, Radical Republican voters threatened Senators who did not vote in favor of impeachment. One voter, for example, warned, "Any Republican Senator who votes against impeachment need never expect to get home alive." My, my. Politics can get quite ugly.
  
• During Johnson's presidency, the U.S. acquired Alaska from Russia for $7.2 million in 1867. The deal was negotiated by Secretary of State William Seward--many American called Alaska "Seward's folly" for years thereafter. Recently, Discovery confirmed that it had finalized a deal with Sarah Palin to do an eight-part travelogue show about her home state. Although the series is not yet in production, the cost is estimated at about $1 million per episode. So that would be about $8 million. I can do math.
  
  

And that, my friends, is all I have to say about Andrew Johnson.

#16: Lincoln, Abraham... bio

I lost the “L” volume for two weeks! I know, I know… excuses, excuses. But seriously, I couldn’t find it to finish reading the mammoth entry on Lincoln. While presidents like James “Blech” Buchanan get like 3-page entries, Honest Abe gets 17 and a half pages! That’s longer than any president so far.

Things I like about Lincoln:

• He Was A Bad Lawyer! Not really bad, but as a lawyer Lincoln argued better and more convincingly when he himself was convinced that his client was right. This somehow charms me… it’s a weakness as far as lawyering goes, but it also seems like the result of having a strong moral compass—an admirable quality.
  
• He Was A Serial Loser! Lincoln lost plenty of political campaigns before winning the presidency: he lost a campaign for state legislature in 1832 (but won when he ran again in 1834 on the Whig ticket); he lost the Whig nomination for Congress in 1843 and again in 1844 (but won when he presented himself in 1846); he lost the nomination for Congress again in 1854 (but succeeded in getting a colleague who opposed the Kansas-Nebraska Act elected); he won the nomination but lost the election for U.S. Senate to Stephen Douglas in 1858… and finally won the presidency in 1860 without actively campaign for himself! It was considered unseemly at the time for presidential candidates to campaign.
• The Lincoln-Douglas Debates—Enough Said! The story of Lincoln's debates with Douglas during their race for Senate is inspiring. Compared to modern political debates (over-produced, glossy, lacking in substance, filled with nonsense about flag pins and Joe the Plumber) these debates seem AWESOME. They actually debated real, hard issues (e.g. slavery) in front of real people (i.e. not neutered audiences). According to World Book, both men also toured extensively making speeches on their own while doing the debates. “Before the exhausting campaign ended, Douglas’ deep bass voice had become so husky that it was hard to understand him. Lincoln’s high, penetrating voice still reached the limits of a large audience.” The debates made Lincoln famous across the nation.
• Insane Presidential Power Grabs! Lincoln took the oath of office and became the 16th president of the United States on March 4, 1861. Civil War broke out on April 12, 1861, with the bombardment of Fort Sumter, in Charleston Harbor, South Carolina. Lincoln responded within two weeks by proclaiming a blockade on Southern ports, expanding the army beyond the limits of the law, suspending habeas corpus in areas where Southern sympathizers were active, and ordering the spending of federal funds without waiting for congressional appropriations. All this to prevent the Union from breaking into pieces. That Abe Lincoln fella was a ballsy man. Ballsy, I tell you!
  
• He Was Accessible! As president, Lincoln saw everyone who called upon the White House--including widows and soldiers--and he insisted on writing most of his own letters and all of his speeches. He also made frequent visits to army hospitals (World Book says these visits “tore his gentle heart”).
  

Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation in late 1862, freeing slaves in Confederate territory. The proclamation didn’t have an immediate effect, since mid-war there was no way for federal officers to enforce it, but it had tremendous long-range effect, paving the way for the Thirteenth Amendment. By 1864, when Lincoln was up for reelection, his popularity had seriously waned—but a series of Union victories turned popular opinion and Lincoln was elected to a second term. He took his second oath of office on March 4, 1865—his face, “gaunt and deeply lined,” bore the effect of four years of war. The war ended on April 9, 1865, when General Robert E. Lee surrendered to General Ulysses S. Grant at Appomattox Court House in Virginia. Lincoln was assassinated a little over a week later on the evening of April 15, 1865 while attending a performance of Our American Cousin at Ford’s Theater in Washington. He was shot by John Wilkes Booth, a prominent stage actor. After Lincoln’s death, “even his enemies praised his kindly spirit and selflessness. Millions of people called him ‘Father Abraham.’”

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In the meantime, I offer you this, courtesy of this fellow. Presidential humor! What what.

#16: Lincoln, Abraham

Abraham Lincoln

February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865

Abraham Lincoln looms large in our presidential mythology (and on a certain craggy cliffside in South Dakota). I drew him while watching the Oscars. I didn't have time to write up my World Book bullet points--how to sum this man up?! So I'm posting just this for now. Such a large forehead! At least I got the beard and the quasi-pout right.